(pseud. Isabel Capeto), ©1963
Cover illustration by Lou Marchetti
[Note that Woman Doctor also uses the same cover illustration]
[Note that Woman Doctor also uses the same cover illustration]
Young and extremely
pretty Dr. Alison Clay had come to Britt Island because aging Dr. Ben needed
her. With an exciting new life awaiting her back in the city, it wasn’t part of
her plan to stay more than three weeks. Then Dr. Alison was caught up in a
hurricane of emotions, and she began to discover that a woman’s heart makes its
own plans …
GRADE: B+
BEST QUOTES:
“What happened to your sense of humor? Was it bottled in formaldehyde along with someone’s cut-out appendix?”
“What happened to your sense of humor? Was it bottled in formaldehyde along with someone’s cut-out appendix?”
“I’ve been doctoring for thirty-six years and I can count on
the fingers of one hand the number of patients I honestly felt could be helped
by going somewhere like Boston.”
“What did you get your M.D. in? Sadism?”
“Did Alison pull a boob?”
“Dr. Bond, did you specialize in meddling?”
“We didn’t exactly acquire our medical degrees through a
correspondence school, you know.”
“Mr. Kirby knows from nothing, unless it’s bottled, canned,
or on draft.”
REVIEW:
Alison Clay is a 26-year-old doctor returning home to Britt
Island and her uncle Dr. Ben, the island GP. He lives with his sister, and the
pair raised Alison—and are still caring for Alison’s younger brother and
sister—after her parents died. (These VNRN gals are beginning to feel as cursed
as Disney heroines.) It’s been three years since Alison has been back home, but
Dr. Ben had written that he’s planning on taking a vacation, so she agreed to
fill in for him. What she hasn’t told him is that she’s staying only three
weeks, after which she’ll return to a fancy-pants practice in the city with the
haughty Dr. Erica Stacy and leave another doctor she has arranged ahead of time
in her stead. It turns out that Dr. Ben hasn’t been entirely honest, either;
he’s planning to be gone for six months! But when she tells him that she’s only
temporary and that the nice Dr. Hale is waiting in the wings, he cancels his
vacation and goes all grumpy. It’s not clear to me why she stays on at that
point, but she does.
Another doctor, Nathan Bond, lives on the mainland nearby and
also works on the island a couple days a week. Wouldn’t you just know it, he
turns out to be the same man whom she’d insulted when they both had stopped at
a drawbridge outside of town. It turns out that Dr. Alison has a bit of a
temper, encouraged by condescending behavior from her fellow trainees during
the eight years of her training. Actually, this seems to serve her in good
stead: When she meets a patient who has been paralyzed in a car accident and is
being over-coddled by his grandmother into believing that he can never walk
again, she lets him have it. “ ‘Jim Britt,’ Alison addressed the man on the
bed, ‘You’re a disgusting sight.’ ” Out on another case, where a 12-year-old boy
is in need of an emergency tracheotomy and his drunk father is getting in the
way, she tells the gentleman who brought her there to give the father a bottle
of whisky—or hit him over the head with it. As she coolly sets out the tools
for the procedure, the woman holding the flashlight professes feeling like she
is going to faint. “You do, and I’ll personally ram that flashlight down your
throat,” Alison replies. A bit harsh, perhaps, but if Alison is a bit
cut-throat in her dealings with Dr. Ben, Nathan, and even her friends and
patients, it works: The boy’s life is saved by her brilliant work, and the
paralyzed man agrees to check into a ten-week program in Maine, where “they’ve
made great strides in physiotherapy,” says Alison, and we can only hope that
the pun was unintended.
Drs. Clay and Bond cross paths on Alison’s first night on
the island at a house call, when he was summoned after the patient realized,
too late to call her off, that it was the female Dr. Clay who was en route to
their aid. Alison does not respond well, as is her disposition, when Nathan
offers to split the fee. “I’ve had my fill of men like you,” she says, though
it must be confessed that Dr. Bond has not said much more than hello. “When
you’re not being patronizing, you’re flexing your muscles or beating your manly
chest trying to convince people that the space between your ears serves for
more than keeping the two apart.” Ouch. Naturally, it isn’t ten minutes before
Nathan is thinking, “Why of all women did he have to fall in love with Alison
Clay? She was aloof, self-sufficient, and possessed other qualities that he had
always despised in women.” First of all, I wasn’t aware that being self-sufficient
was a bad thing. Secondly, I’m hoping, but not confident, that the qualities he
despises in women are the same qualities he despises in men. Lastly, why would
anyone fall in love with someone who is repeatedly nasty and whom they don’t
seem to like very much? (When she asks him, “You don’t like me much, do you?”
he answers, “You haven’t given me any reason”—and then promptly kisses her.) This
is a VNRN, after all, where stranger things have happened.
Alison soon decides that she will stay with Dr. Ben for the
full six months so he can leave on his vacation after all, but it seems she’s
doing it more out of guilt than anything else and is hoping to get back to Dr.
Stacy’s practice before her place there is filled by someone else. But Dr. Ben
has other hopes: He confesses to Nathan that he planned this “vacation” so as
to lure Alison away from Dr. Stacy, as “being associated with her would be no
asset.” Dr. Stacy proves her reputation when Alison telephones to say she’s
staying until May. “What is there to handling an island practice? All one needs
is a sympathetic ear and a jar full of aspirins,” snipes Dr. Stacy. “This is
where your future is, not in some backwash island. What kind of medicine can
you possibly practice there? Bellyaches and pregnancies are no challenge. The
island grannies have been handling those for generations.” I felt a little
uneasy that the only other woman doctor in the book is set up as a bad egg.
Then Dr. Alison, driving out during a winter storm, skids on
ice and crashes her car on the edge of a cliff. She’s teetering there, unable
to escape, and slowly freezing. Will she be found before she dies of
hypothermia or plummets into the ocean? Will she come to her senses and abandon
Dr. Stacy? Will she accept Dr. Ben’s job offer? Will she marry Nathan? You can
probably guess the answers to these questions, but the wrap-up isn’t as
satisfying as it could be. Alison has been defensive and shouldering a large
chip through the entire book, but at the end everything is magically washed
away, apparently during a brief interchange with Nathan, who asks her, “Why
must you regard every little consideration as a personal slur on your medical
ability?” He goes on, “My father was seriously ill only twice in his life and
both times he wouldn’t have any other doctor but my mother. Yet from the day
they were married to the day he died, he never let her take one night call. Do
you think that was because he lacked confidence in her medical ability?” So
after they are united, he tells her, “Once we’re married, you’ll take no night
calls,” and Alison “meekly” answers, “Yes, Doctor,” her neurosis apparently
completely resolved. If she can’t tolerate any aspersions on her medical
ability, she’s A-OK with chauvinism masquerading as chivalry.
Overall, this is a nice story. The book spends most of its
time chronicling Alison’s dealings with her younger brother and sister, her
friends on the island, and her growing patient population, and these are
enjoyable, amusing anecdotes. Alison is a feisty character, and other peripheral
characters have lots to offer as well. (One character, a novelist, is a fount
of zippy one-liners, to wit: “Even at the risk of destroying some beautiful
image you might have of us Norberts, I must confess that we still have an ample
supply of vermouth.”) The main drawback to this book is a regular disregard for
sense and logic. Alison is mildly anxious about her brother’s relationship with
Mrs. Norbert, but it’s ridiculously obvious that the boy is secretly studying
acting with her. Then Alison decides that Dr. Ben and Nathan had shown “good
medical judgment” in sending a patient with an abdominal mass to the local
hospital when she’d advocated for a big-city specialist. The X-ray had shown a
perfectly normal appendix, so Alison had been rightly concerned about colon
cancer—hence her desire for the specialist—but the local surgeon endorsed by
the male medics uncovers an abscess from a perforated appendix. It’s clear that
neither Ben nor Nathan had wanted to accept a diagnosis of cancer: “Both of
them were grasping at anything that would point to a ruptured appendix that had
sealed itself off, rather than a carcinoma.” That they were correct is not good
medical judgment, it’s luck, and Alison’s vow to “re-evaluate” her medical
decisions is unfounded, possibly even dangerous to her patients. And, of
course, Alison’s apparent transformation at the end is either miraculous or a
mirage. But on the whole, though these flaws bring the book down slightly, they
by no means ruin it, and Island Doctor
is easily worth reading.
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